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Legal Laughs..!!??

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide..
1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
2. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
3. Were you alone or by yourself?
4. Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
5. Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That’s me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
6. Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
7. So you were gone until you returned?
8. You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
9. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

I’ve read them before but they’re still funny. Thanks for sharing *star*

1. Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning?

2. Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Q: Did he kill you?

3. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

4. How long have you been a French Canadian?

5. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

6. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I’ll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

7. Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

8. Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

9. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

10. Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

11. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, “Your Honor, I’d like to strike the next question.”

12. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
Q: But how did you know he was dead?
A: His brain was in a vial next to me.
Q: So you are certain he was dead?
A: No he might have been studying law somewhere?

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